Top Ten SEO Pickup Lines
This Valentine’s Day, Everspark Interactive gives you the top ten SEO pickup lines to use next time you’re looking to opt in to a special someone’s landing page.
Be sure to leave your own pickup lines in the comments!
- 1. Our love is like our content: Unique
- 2. Do you bookmark on your first date?
- 3. Just like my domain, my love for you will never expire.
- 4. I’d crawl that.
- 5. You may fall off of page 1, or even onto page 3, but the best way to fall is in love with me.
- 6. My title tag is “Available.”
- 7. Hey baby, would you like to test the bounce rate of my landing page?
- 8. Hey baby, I’m no Matt Cutts, but I think I can get you on top.
- 9. Hey, how about we 301 back to my place and give each other reciprocal links?
- 10. I think Google’s algorithm is broken. I just did a search for “beautiful,” and you weren’t number one!
That is awesome!!!! #9 is hilarious! totally made my day
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Whew…. darlin, you’re in luck. Google just lifted an OVER OPTIMIZATION penalty on me for “GOOD LOVIN’”
I thought the v-day comment my hubby made on my Facebook was sweet until I saw this video. Well, I guess the pick up line worked.
My love is new , but you can surely help it from going into sandbox…
How about “I’d search for you on Google till the end of time?”
Well, maybe it’s lame, but my significant other thought it was cute.
Love it!
Love it!!!! Hilarious!
Well done ESI.
A dorky one to add…
- Have you ever been alternatively tagged?
JB
Nice!